Quotes tagged with 'life'

Tzu-li and Tzu-ssu were boasting about the size of their latest programs. ‘Two-hundred thousand lines,’ said Tzu-li, ‘not counting comments!’ Tzu-ssu responded, ‘Pssh, mine is almost a million lines already.’ Master Yuan-Ma said, ‘My best program has five hundred lines.’ Hearing this, Tzu-li and Tzu-ssu were enlightened.
—Master Yuan-Ma / The Book of Programming life programming
When we were kids we were punished for telling lies, now we are punished for telling the truth.
—Rapper Zuby life